Naming Your Furless Feline: A Creative Collection

Picking a name for a pet can be a lighthearted and entertaining pastime, particularly if that pet has distinctive traits. Hairless breeds now exist among dogs, cats, rats, mice, hamsters, rabbits, guinea pigs, and possibly other species too. If you are among those who appreciate these animals instead of finding them odd, a collection of witty names might come in handy.

Playful Options for Sphynx Cats

While this list is aimed mainly at hairless cats, it works just as well for any of the other animals mentioned above. Keep reading to discover a fitting name for your furless pet. Much like potato chips, stopping at just one is hard!

Names for Females

Bikini	Hair-e-ette	Perm
Botox	Lady Schick	Scarlet No Haira
Electra (short for Electrolysis)	Lady Godiva	Venus di Milo
Godiva	Lucille Bald	Vo5
Gillette	Nair	Wax
Hair-a	Pantene	Weave

A sphynx cat, Sloopy, singing for a more punderful name

Names for Males

Alopecia	Hairold	Propecia
Bacchus (Only a drunk god could create a creature like that.)	Hairy	Razor
Balderdash	Magnun (For the prince who was cursed to wander the desert naked for all of eternity pining for his lost love.)	Rip Van Wrinkle
Baldwin	Monthy (As in bare the full monty!)	Rogaine
Calvin (It means bald.)	Mr. Clean	Samson
Fabio	Osbald	Toupee
Goatee	Picard